Mrs Kingspan has been asked many times how does she manage to grow her nails so very very long? She said that her secret was not to cut them, not even at the weekend. She said she never bit or chewed her nails. She also clarified that she did not allow anybody else to cut them.
To make them grow faster she tied her hair back on top of her head and wore pearls around her neck. The doctor in Wales explained that this should give her the best chance win the big world record that she had always dreamed about. When watching a well known American shopping channel she noticed one of the TV presenters had long nails and so she contacted her on Speaky the social media forum and discovered this TV presenter ate cold baked beans last thing at night every other day except for at the months when there was a z in it or the full moon occurred on a Tuesday, Wednesday, or Sunday or when the wind blew in the wrong direction or it rained, or it never rained.
Mrs Kingspan decided the TV presenter was just playing difficult and was not going to give her the real secret because she wanted to make sure Mrs Kingspan did not win the big world record.
So Mrs Kingspan would eat cold baked beans every day, in fact three times a day but it made her bottom very windy. However, she felt this was a price worth paying to be in the big world record book.
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