Meet The Characters
Timothy
Timothy has a lovely life, except for the misery he gets from the Triplet Bullies. Discover the hilarious tale about how his friends and family resolve this epic adventure.
Dad
Timothy's dad is daft. Timothy laughed at his dad's awful jokes, but no-one else did.
Mum
Everybody loves Timothy's mum and she helps everyone she meets. Read about her epic cake kitchen activities.
Lullabella
Lulabella is Timothy's amazing sister, in fact the word "amazing" was invented just to describe Lulabella.
Uncle Fingers
Uncle fingers spends quite a lot of time in jail but it's never his fault. Read about his latest bank robbery disaster.
Nan
Nan never smiled but she did take Timothy on an epic visit to 50p shop.
Neddy
Neddy is a tall bully who punches people in the face. Will he ever change?
Eddy
Eddy was a bully and the owner of the most horrific nose who could drop awful stinking farts at will.
Bert
Bert Fullofsnot was the softest, roundest triplet but he was still a bully.
Stevo
Cousin Lucy's boyfriend Stevo was not her type but he does have an amazing collision which changes history.
Mr Yeastly
Mr Yeastley loves cooking, and is a candidate for 'I'm a Cook, Bake Me Out of Here' - he saves the day.
Prince Humphrey
of Denmark
Prince Humphrey is a prime time TV celebrity chef with a fish and chips addiction.
Mrs FullOfSnot
Mrs Fullofsnot is only guilty of being the mother of the triplet bullies three. She believed they were the sweetest.
Father Mike
Father Mike had long ago forgotten he was the local priest. He actually prefers Elvis to hymns, buries the wrong people and loves chocolate.
Mrs Giswillian is the school head teacher. She smells of hamsters and can eat a large tub of ice cream on a bad day.
Mrs Kingspan
Mrs Kingspan has grown the longest finger nails in the Great Britain, she is not sure why or when it started.
Cousin Lucy
Cousin Lucy is lots of fun, read about her 18 pairs of earrings and knocking off her customers leg.
Mr Himalaya
Mr Himalya is a new teacher, he spends all his time on two facebook.
Mrs Whitehead
Mrs Whitehead is the teacher with the hairiest legs and her bad cold which drips through her pierced nose.
Crazy Chris Smasher
Crazy Chris Smasher read about his exploits and how he gets his name - Crazy!
Mad Dog Muncher
Read about Mad Dog Muncher's epic contest to eat 100 hot dogs in an hour, will he or won't he win?
Mrs Hen
Read about Mrs Hen, (cluck, cluck) she is the school counsellor, always willing to listen for 14 minutes before her next appointment.
Mr FullOfSnot
Mr Fullofsnot was just so pleased to have triplets he never challenged their nasty habit of making other people's lives miserable.